I came across a site recently where you can play a Dave Barry mad lib game. It’s pretty funny, so go ahead and give it a try. The partial one I came up with:
Recently in Bloomington (motto: “smells like trash”), residents reported an outbreak of plates. Perhaps you think there are no plates in Bloomington. Perhaps you are an idiot.
As the French say, au contraire (literally: “you believe Fox News!”). I have here in my hands a copy of an Associated Press article sent in by alert reader Melanie, whose name can be rearranged to spell “MEEILNA”, although that is not my main point.